Life's necessities in Waukesha are food, shelter and ... overpriced purses?

So, in aseemingly ever-increasing effort to break all ties with Milwaukee and never have to venture into the city, everything expensive seems to be moving West to Waukesha.

New luxury hospitals, incrediably expensive housing developments, retail, retail, and more retail. Now it looks like Von Maur, the very posh midwestern department store chain, is also going to be moving into Waukesha.

But, hold on - before you also pack up your bags and move West... there's just one crucial thing that Waukesha still will not have...

Water.

But- Waukesha doesn't seem to mind. I guess their thirst for overpriced purses is stronger than their need for water.

Well- while you Waukesha-ites continue to build your build your little utopia - I'll wait for the next time you cry "foul" about your situation.

It will happen again.

And, when it does - I'll toast to your rishes, your luxury utopia... and my lack of thirst.